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		<title>Um&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Digging For Gold</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Skipping Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day i&#8217;ll try to fill in the five month gap of horror stories that have happened since ive last posted. But for now, ill tell you about two days ago. Remember the bouffant lady? That asshole of a woman who would bother me on all of my breaks and ask that i just go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=622&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Im here</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ive been getting comments from sone very nice readers expressing concern and curiosity as to what ever happened to me. Wel, im here. I still have a job, and im still the disgruntled deli girl. I suppose i keep putting off updating for three reasons: 1. The longer i put it off, the more there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=621&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Sweet, Literally.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A customer I&#8217;ve never seen before came up to me with some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. The kind in the little barrel you just pop open and cook. They had 50% off managers special labels on them, plus everything in the store has a sign for what percentage off it is. He wanted to know how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=620&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Case of the Omniscent Part Timer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sooooo tired of hundreds of people asking me every day the same questions: - why is the store closing? - its always so busy, is business that bad? - are they transferring you all? - where are you going to work? - What are you going to do? - where am I going to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=619&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stupidity In 8 Characters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Buy Your Annoying Spawn A Toy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah yes, after the long, agonizing winter and many days of rain, today is beautiful. Which sucks for me, a bus rider. Time to bring your babies out for a bus ride, so I can listen to them scream the entire trip, and nearly fall as I try to climb over four baby carriages barely [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=616&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No More Deli Girl, No More Sean Quotes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate my job. But I&#8217;ve stayed this long because I love my managers and they&#8217;ve treated me like their daughter these past three years. Well, that and because I haven&#8217;t put enough effort into finding a better job. Clearly, I was sucked into the I-have-a-job-I-need-to-pay-bills-I&#8217;m-too-tired-to-look sort of mind frame. Now it&#8217;s come back to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=613&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yes or No?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean came up to me the other day and asked if I could give him a copy of the book I wrote about him. I was confused, then he reminded me that I always used to write down his stupid quotes and he was convinced I was compiling a book. Since I will never see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterriblepurson.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=610&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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